Tag: funny dog stories

  • It’s National Bring Your Dog to Work Day – Are You Taking Part?

    At K9 Magazine we regularly bring our dogs into the office. Christopher, Mia and Danny are given their weekly tasks of eating lunches, warming feet and reviewing different pet products and they carry them out with gusto.

    So are there any downsides to bringing your dog into the office? Well, it depends.

    As a puppy, Mia once interrupted an interview we were doing with Hollyoaks/Corrie’s Chris Fountain. The interview took place at an unexpected time so without having the chance to move into a calm, quiet office it took place at lunchtime with colleagues surrounding. Mia, spotting a temporarily unoccupied desk with a yoghurt sitting waiting it’s own to return, ventured up for a quick look. One lick led to another and it was gone, mostly all over the desk and her face, but gone nonetheless.  Sitting opposite, with a mixture of shame, embarrassment and amusement, I couldn’t catch my colleagues attention so had to carry on regardless.

    But Mia’s not the only one who’s found herself unable to resist the lures of lunches.

    A rare moment sharing a bed captured

    In her younger days, Chloe arrived in the office to find a colleague arriving for the day ahead with his laptop carrier in hand, sandwiches safely tucked away inside. You would assume a zip might be enough to keep them safe so while chatting in the kitchen about the day ahead, we were all surprised to see Chloe disappear to his office and then re-appear with the sandwiches in tow. Not eaten, to her credit, but still in tow all the same. We’ll never know how she managed to unzip that bag.

    Another tale?

    Here’s another Chloe corker.

    They day started the same. The phone rang in our editor, Ryan’s, office, he answered but wanted to transfer so left his office, where Chloe was sleeping, and went to another room to pick up.

    While there, and chatting with a fellow director he heard heavy breathing down the line. Aware it wasn’t who he was speaking to, he carried on regardless all while the cogs were turning to work out what was going on.

    Ryan soon realised he hadn’t put the phone down in his office and Chloe, having woken and found herself alone, heard voices but couldn’t see anyone around. With her investigative hat on, she soon discovered the source of the sound after sniffing the handset which Ryan hadn’t replaced.

    These stories will remain with us, and with the colleagues who lost, or almost lost, their lunches. This post is dedicated to those memories of sandwiches and yoghurts lost, directors confused by heavy breathing and most of all the dogs who created the memories for us to share. Having been able to spend those extra hours of what we know are relatively short lives, means the world and the benefits dogs bring to our offices daily, we hope is returned to them in the company they share.

    Next week, in celebration of Bring Your Dog to Work Day, K9 Magazine’s trio as well as Buster the cat will be reviewing both the Pawsome gift box (for dogs) and the Purrfect gift box (for cats). As they tuck into their treats inside, at least we can say with confidence next week, no lunches will be harmed. Thank you Animal Box!

    National Bring Your Dog to Work Day is run by HOWND in aid of London dog charity, All Dogs Matter. To donate, please visit www.bringyourdogtoworkday.co.uk

    Share your own funny stories of bringing your dog into the office below or share your photos with us on Facebook @K9Mag or Twitter @K9Magazine – we’d love to hear from you!

  • Make Ugly Faces at Dogs, Go Straight to Jail!

    Make Ugly Faces at Dogs, Go Straight to Jail!

    They say ignorance of the law is no defence and as a person who prides himself as a good, law-abiding citizen and responsible dog owner I felt it necessary to arm myself with as many legal facts relating dogs as I could. Lucky I did. Would you believe how close I came to making funny faces at a dog the last time I visited Oklahoma? This is, of course, against the law as I’m sure you already knew.

    Dog Laws

    Fortunately for you lucky readers, thanks to my legal delving you too are now free to travel the world safe in the knowledge that you absolutely must not, under any circumstances and no matter how tempting, allow your dog to smoke a cigar in Zion, Illinois or you surely will find yourself in serious hot water. Phew! I’m sure you’ll agree, this article is an obvious candidate to be cut out and kept safe. You never know when you might need to refer to it in the future.….

    California

    In some areas of California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

    Ventura Country, California

    Cats and dogs are not allowed to mate without a permit.

    Hartford, Connecticut

    It is illegal to educate dogs.

    Northbrook, Illinois

    It is illegal for dogs to bark for more than fifteen minutes.

    Zion, Illinois

    It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets. (Cigarettes are perfectly ok we must presume?)

    Palding, Ohi

    A police officer may bite a dog to quiet him.

    Oklahoma

    In some areas of Oklahoma: People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

    Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. (Quite right too. Why can’t our Government act tough to combat the problem of canine hoody gangs congregating outside my local supermarket? Excellent forward thinking legislation.)

    North Carolina

    Laws applying to some areas of North Carolina prohibit fights between cats and dogs.

    Michigan

    It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.

    Fort Thomas, Kentucky

    Dogs may not molest cars. (Why can’t every country bring this law in? It seems I can’t drive anywhere these days without some Labrador lothario or macho Manchester Terrier trying to get intimate with the back end of my Lexus.)

    Anchorage, Alaska, United States

    No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car. (What, not even if they’re trying to molest it?)

    Belvedere, California, United States

    “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash. (Think about it.)

    Denver

    The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park. (Now that’s a law that makes total sense. At least if the dogs can read about their likely impounding three days ahead, they can seek alternative accommodation before the worst comes to the worst.)

    Illinois

    It is illegal to give a dog whiskey (Presumably a Vodka chaser is acceptable though? We don’t want to be accused of cruelty here.)

    Chicago

    It is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera. (Well that’s obvious. I thought this was all about crazy dog laws so how did this one creep in?)

    Have you heard of any dog laws crazier than this (well, apart from breed specific legislation of course)?